Du Marchand Reserve 8.5% 1L White

This wine was bottled in Montreal, QC.

Description:

Oh, they’ve replaced this wine with water.

“I bought this because it’s a twist off”

It doesn’t even say where it is made!

The bottle claims to have a golden-yellow colour.

It tastes like light mould and watered down grape juice.

It is juiceboxy.

Why would we use glasses to drink this?

This wine is perfect to chug on a hot summer day- it’s refreshing without flavor.

It’s sour, right?

It’s over-oxidized but has an alcholoy sweetness. It’s a hobo’s delight.

Afterthought: $10.49