Arte Nova Cuvée <> 11.5% 750ml White

 

Dep Wine Review

Bottled in Montréal, Toronto, Halifax, Calgary (huh?)

Description: This bottle tastes like a blend of varieties from a vat.

The first hollow flavor you feel evaporates in your mouth, followed by a forced swallow and a liquidy shiver.

“Maybe it’s off?”

“Like nothing I’ve ever drunk before.”

“Like paint thinner with a fruity after-taste.”

“You’re a fruity after-taste.”

“Water + Alcohol + Perfume.”

“Smells like air freshener. Claims to be ‘the best wine from Spain’”

“Vinified.”

“A little disappointing.”

Afterthought: NEVER EVER AGAIN.